Another convoluted English sentence for the list

Last month, I posted a list of English sentences that highlighted just how confusing the spelling, semantics, and pronunciation of the English language can be.

I’m looking to expand that list. So, here’s one more (add your own to the comments).

When the doctor was the patient, he was patient with his doctor, but the other patients had no patience for him.

I’d also like to find examples of similar kinds of use of language in the Hebrew text. Any takers?